The Seven Swabians
Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Once seven Swabians were together. The first was Herr Schulz, the second Jackli, the third Marli, the fourth Jergli, the fifth Michal, the sixth Hans, and the seventh Veitli.
All seven had decided to travel throughout the world seeking adventure and performing great deeds. In order to arm themselves and assure their safety, they thought it would be a good thing to have a single, but very strong and very long spear made for them. Together all seven of them took hold of this spear. The bravest and most manly of them was in front, and that had to be Herr Schulz. The others followed in order, with Veitli bringing up the rear.
Now one day in the month of July, when they had walked a long way but still had a good piece to go before reaching the village where they were going to spend the night, it happened that they were in a meadow just as it was getting dark, and a large beetle or hornet flew by them from behind a bush, buzzing in a threatening manner.
Herr Schulz was so frightened that he almost let go of the spear, and a cold sweat broke out over his whole body. Listen, listen, he shouted to his comrades. Good heaven, I hear a drum!
Jackli, who was holding the spear behind him, and who had just smelled I dont know what, said, Something is here for sure. I can smell the powder and the fuses.
Hearing these words, Herr Schulz began to run away, and he quickly jumped over a fence, landing right on the teeth of a rake that had been left lying there from haymaking. The handle hit him in the face with a tremendous blow.
Oh dear, oh dear, screamed Master Schulz. Take me prisoner! I surrender! I surrender!
The other six all jumped toward him, one over the other, screaming, If you surrender, I surrender too. If you surrender, I surrender too.
But no enemy was there to bind them and take them away, so they finally saw that they had been deceived. To keep the story from getting out and causing them to look foolish and to be ridiculed, they all swore to one another that they would say nothing about it until one of them should open his mouth by mistake.
Then they traveled onward.
The second danger that they experienced cannot be compared to the first one. A few days later their path led them across an unplowed field where a hare was sitting asleep in the sun. Its ears were standing straight up, and its large glassy eyes were wide open.
All of them were frightened at the sight of this terrible wild beast, and they discussed with one another what would be the least dangerous thing to do. If they were to run away, they feared that the monster would pursue them and devour them all, even their skin and hair.
So they said, We will have to fight a great and dangerous battle. Well begun is half done!
Then all seven took hold of the spear, Herr Schulz in front and Veitli at the rear. Herr Schulz was always trying to hold the spear back, but at the rear Veitli had become quite brave, and wanted to break loose. He shouted:
Strike out, in every Swabians name, Or else I wish that you be lame.
But Hans knew how to answer this, and he said:
Thunder and lightning, youre one to brag, But at dragon hunting you always lag.
Nothing is missing, not even a hair. The devil himself is the one who is there.
Then it was Jerglis turn, and he said:
If hes not the one, it is his mother, Or else it is the devils stepbrother.
Then Marli had a good idea, and he said to Veitli:
Forward, Veitli, go first, I say. Im behind you all the way.
Veitli, however, did not obey, and Jackli said:
Let Herr Schulz be number one, Thats an honor he has won.
Then Herrr Schulz took courage, and said:
Boldly then, we go to war. Then all will know how brave we are.
Then all together they attacked the dragon. Herr Schulz crossed himself and prayed to God for assistance, but none of this helped, so, approaching the enemy, he screamed in great fear, Oh, oh, oh, oh!
This awakened the hare, and the frightened animal darted swiftly away. When Herr Schulz saw it thus fleeing from the battlefield, he shouted out joyfully:
Quick, Veitli, look there, The monster is a hare.
Then the band of Swabians went in search of further adventure, and they came to the Mosel, a mossy, still, deep river.
There are only a few bridges over it, and in many places people have to cross it by boat. The seven Swabians did not know this, so they shouted to a man who was working on the opposite side of the river, and asked him how to get across.
Because of the distance and their language, the man did not understand what they wanted, and he asked, in the dialect of Trier, Wat? Wat?
Herr Schulz thought he was saying, Wade. Wade through the water, and because he was in front, he set forth and began walking into the Mosel. Before long he sank into the mud and into the deep waves that were driving against him. However, the wind blew his hat to the opposite shore. A frog sat down beside it, and croaked, wat, wat, wat.
The other six heard this from the other side and said, Aha, our comrade Herr Schulz is calling us. If he can wade across, then why cant we?
So in a rush and all together they jumped into the water and drowned.
Thus one frog took the lives of all six of them, and not one of the band of Swabians ever came home again.